11 Sep 2008

The shark is evil... HUNT IT DOWN!

Google recently filled a pattent application for a "Water-based Datacenter". Huh? In water? Why? What would it need such a thing for? Would it be used to...create cheap and eco-friendly energy?

Noooooo... That just not evil enough for Valleywag:

"In a recently filed patent application, Google details plans to build a "Water-based Datacenter," complete with an array of pontoons to generate electricity from the motion of the ocean. The abundant water could also be used to cool the servers, and power could be further augmented with wind energy. But the real gains aren't greentech, necessarily — in international waters, the company can more profitably invade you privacy free from evil governments and their tyrannical taxes and laws."

Seriously, GET A LIFE...

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